My favourite colour is yellow.
The colour of sunshine!
It was also Vincent Van Gogh's favourite colour.
They say that it was a sign of his schizophrenia.
Three of us strongly deny this. The other one isn't sure!
(Actually I made the last part up! Vincent wasn't listening when they said it - his ear was bandaged!)
When I was young, my mother told me "Eat your crusts, it'll make your hair curly; eat your carrots so you'll be able to see in the dark; eat your fish, it'll make you intelligent."
Well kids, don't believe it, it's all b******s!